Dark Web — Level 1: The 3-Hour Podcast

SATIRE · SURVIVE THE FEED

Dark Web

Survive the nonsense

Dark Web is a satire platformer about surviving misinformation. Each level drops you into an internet personality's world — a 3-hour podcast, a debate stage, primetime monologues, and worse to come.

How to play: run and jump through the stage, collect every Source, and The Receipts will appear. Grab them, dodge the nonsense, and reach the door to Log Off before your Media Literacy hearts run out.

Controls: ←→/AD move · Space jump · ↓+Space drop · P pause. On iPhone and iPad use the on-screen arrows, JUMP, and DROP.

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2–16 letters, numbers, spaces, _ or -

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Dark Web · Level 1 of 2

The 3-Hour Podcast

You wandered into an endless podcast taping. Grab all 10 Sources and The Receipts will appear up top — snatch them, then reach the sauna door to Log Off.

Watch for charging chimps, “Just Asking Questions” orbs, and spilled pre-workout. And when a DMT elf shows up… your controls get weird for a few seconds.

Source ×10The ReceiptsSauna · Log Off

← → / AD move

Space / ↑ jump

↓+Space drop down

P pause · R restart

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Tutorial level — the host is curious, not hostile. It gets spicier from here.

Level complete

You logged off!

You survived the full three hours and touched grass (via sauna). Brain: intact.

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Media literacy depleted

Brain melted

Three hours was too much. You now own 14 supplements and believe chimps run the banks. Shake it off and try again.

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Ad break

The host is reading a supplement ad. You've got a minute.